Friday, July 23, 2010

Hairy Montag

A former General Motors engineer and her husband are accused of conspiring to steal trade secrets about hybrid technology and use the information to make private deals with Chinese car companies. Company officials got suspicious when they heard about a Chinese hybrid called the Moo Goo Gee Em.

Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry saves about $500,000 in state taxes by docking his family's new $7 million yacht in neighboring Rhode Island. This news story was uncovered by the Swift Yacht Veterans for Truth.

In China, a man known as Hairy Man because his body is covered in thick black hair is having plastic surgery on his big nose because he thinks it cost him the lead on a TV show called “The Monkey King.” If it works, he plans to change his name to Hairy Montag.

BP removed another photoshopped Gulf of Mexico oil disaster picture from its Web site. It wasn’t hard to spot … it showed pelicans happily scrubbing each other’s backs while singing “Rub-a-dub-dub.”

A company in India unveiled the prototype of a $35 basic touchscreen tablet computer to compete with Apple’s iPad. They’re able to keep the price that low because phoning for service is a local call.

A whistleblower claims that Northwest Airlines violated more than 1,000 federal safety directives in 2008. Not surprisingly, when he flew to Washington to make his report he was in the middle seat of the last row.

The Miss America Pageant will celebrate its 90th anniversary on January 15, 2011, at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. This is the perfect location since many of the contestants think Hollywood is a planet.

More bad news for Charles Rangel. Andrew Breitbart just found out that he’s black.

CBS announced that Justin Bieber will guest star in the upcoming season of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation." The CSI team will be sent to one of Justin’s concerts to investigate reports by a number of people over 40 that his success is a crime.

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