The Consumer Product Safety Commission announced a voluntary recall of Discount School Supply Jesus Fish Beads due to a lead paint violation. Discount School Supply Jesus Fish Beads also violates the separation of church and taste.
According to newly-released documents, former President Bill Clinton earned nearly $6 million in speaking fees last year, almost all of it from foreign companies. In an attempt to follow in Clinton’s footsteps, former President George W. Bush will be speaking this week at the International House of Pancakes.
A rare 1,800-year-old figurine that resembles a boxer was discovered by archeologists digging in Jerusalem. They could tell it was a boxer because the figurine was broke.
The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Center for Elephant Conservation in Virginia announced the birth of its first calf born as a result of artificial insemination and his name is Barack. This is in recognition of the fact that President Obama is now the Greatest Show on Earth.
The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Center for Elephant Conservation in Virginia announced the birth of its first calf born as a result of artificial insemination and his name is Barack. Even though the elephant is a male, some of the zookeepers wanted to name it after Michelle Obama because she has a nicer trunk.
Republican National Committee members in Washington for winter meetings are arguing over who hates former president George W. Bush the most. It’s so bad, the hotel couldn’t even got any of them to stay in Room 43.
The FDA continues to recall pet products containing peanut butter. You know your dog ate a bad dog biscuit if he goes to the toilet and can’t decide whether to drink or heave.
Rush Limbaugh continues to get heat from Republicans for saying he hopes President Obama's administration is a failure. Republicans in the Senate told Al Franken they’ll confirm him if he autographs their copies of “Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot.”
Wives and girlfriends of New York bankers hit by the economic crisis have formed a support group called Dating A Banker Anonymous which meets once or twice a week for brunch or drinks. They’re also pitching a TV show based on their current problems called “Sex and the Pity.
A pair of shoes allegedly worn by Governor Sarah Palin during her campaign for vice president sold for $2,025 on eBay. To show they’re authentic, the shoes came with a picture of Palin wearing them taken from Russia.
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