Leftover Katrina trailers nailed to the wall.

Vice President Joe Biden got in trouble for saying he’s advising his own family to stay off commercial airlines and because of the swine flu. Biden himself isn’t worried about ingesting a flu virus because it would be blocked by the foot that always in his mouth.

In her new memoir, "Resilience," Elizabeth Edwards says her husband John shouldn’t have run for president. After cheating on her, he should have run for cover.

According to a new book, Alex Rodriguez may have been using steroids when he was in high school. The first hint was his picture in the yearbook under the caption “Voted Senior Class Pincushion.”

Kelly McGillis, who played Tom Cruise's girlfriend in “Top Gun,” confirmed in an interview the rumor that she's gay. Tom suspected something was up when he kept finding her in his dressing room trying on his combat boots.

Boeing got a one-year contract from the Pentagon worth $250 million for an unmanned aircraft system. It will be the first unmanned plane with an overhead compartment for empty suitcases.

Police in California say a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to fight off two would-be muggers. Local emergency rooms are on the alert for anyone coming in with glitter wounds.

A judge in Nebraska refused to let a prison inmate change his name to “Sinner.” Apparently it was just a ploy to get more action on Conjugal Visit Day.

John McCain will host AMC cable network's Memorial Day weekend marathon of movies celebrating war heroes. McCain hasn’t been to the movies in a while. He offered to bring along a CD player to provide music during the chase scenes.

The New Orleans Saints have reached an agreement that will keep the NFL team in Louisiana through 2025 after Governor Bobby Jindal promised $85 million from the state to update the Superdome. Jindal is hoping no one notices that the luxury skyboxes are just leftover Katrina trailers nailed to the wall.

A longtime employee of a New York jeweler has admitted stealing 513 pounds of gold over five years by taking one small piece at a time in her purse. The owner got suspicious when the woman brought a new purse the size of a gold grandfather clock.

A court in Sweden ruled against allowing a local church to be named Madonna of Orgasm Church. And no matter what the name is, the minister is not allowed to replace the collection plate with a garter for dollar bills.

The "Today" show decided to postpone its upcoming vacation series because of the swine flu outbreak. Because there’s so little time to produce a new segment, “Today Takes A Vacation” will be replaced by “Al Roker Takes A Shower.”