European researchers have discovered that one hour of moderate to vigorous exercise a day can help teens beat the effects of a common obesity-related gene. In a move to quickly corner a new teen exercise market, Apple is planning a 20-pound solid iron cell phone called the iPump.
Senior cardinals in Rome say the accusations that Pope Benedict XVI helped cover up the actions of pedophile priests are part of an anti-Catholic “hate” campaign related to the fact that Benedict opposes same-sex marriage. Not to mention safe-sex marriage, insane-sex marriage and swing-sex marriage.
Principal photography has begun in New York on “The Smurfs,” a new live-action and animated family comedy. If you can’t wait to see what they’ll look like, cut your 3-D glasses in half width-wise and watch “Avatar.”
An 81-year-old woman is suing her ex-husband in Los Angeles for the $50-per-month child support she says he was supposed to start paying in 1950. That amounts to $57,000, but the woman says she’ll take less if the 60-year-old kid will move out and go live with his father already.
A British UFO hunter claims he’s witnessed extraterrestrials mutilating sheep on English farms. He’s planning to turn the story into a sci-fi movie called “Close Encounters of the Herd Kind.”
A Florida seafood chef decided not to cut up and serve an octopus that had nine legs. It appears the octopus was killed by a female who couldn’t figure out how to control that last arm.
A British bunny weighing 49 pounds and measuring 4 feet 3 inches long has been named the world’s biggest by the Guinness World Records people. Kids, if some of the chocolate mysteriously disappeared from your Easter basket, it may not have been your parents.
“Bosom Buddies” stars Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari are reuniting at an awards show with fellow cast members Donna Dixon, Thelma Hopkins and Holland Taylor. The show was about two guys who dressed in drag so they get cheap rent by living in a females-only apartment. Today it would be called “A Very Special Sex Offenders Edition of America’s Most Wanted.”
The latest rumor is that Jesse James starred in more than a dozen homemade sex tapes, many featuring Nazi paraphernalia. He claims they were just World War II documentaries, like “German Invades Paris Hilton.”
NBC is renewing “The Marriage Ref” for another season. This will fill the hole in marital problem programming now that Tiger Woods is back to playing golf.
Craig Robinson, Michelle Obama's brother, has written a book called “A Game of Character” where he reveals that their dad thought Michelle would eat Barack alive. So now we know the real reason why the president always has that big grin on his face.
Police arrested two women at Liverpool's John Lennon airport after they reportedly tried to smuggle a corpse onto a flight. Because the airplane seats are so small, they were hoping to put it in the middle seat and then move it to the overhead compartment once the flight started.
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