A British plastic surgeons group reports that the number of male breast reductions rose by 80 percent from 2008 to 2009. In a related story, 4-out-of-5 British plastic surgeons recommends soy milk for their male patients who drink milk.
President Obama’s new $3.83 trillion spending increases the deficit to a record-breaking $1.56 trillion. A disappointed Malia and Sasha Obama realized they should have asked their dad for an allowance increase a week ago.
President spent 40 minutes answering video and written questions from YouTube users. The main thing the president got from talking to YouTube users is that he should have done the State of the Union address while holding a kitten.
A traffic reporter in a small plane had to make an emergency landing on the New Jersey Turnpike. Some things never change. He walked over to a hill to get better reception on his cell phone and by the time he got back, the plane’s tires and radio were gone.
Sarah Palin gave her endorsement to Rand Paul, son of Representative Ron Paul, who is running for a U.S. Senate seat in Kentucky. Sarah doesn’t know anything about Rand’s political views but she’s partial to people with unusual first names.
A priest in Poland installed an electronic reader in his church for schoolchildren to leave their fingerprints in order to monitor their attendance at mass. Kids who don’t like it were told, “Let he who is without sin cast the first thumb.”
According to a new report, Sarah Palin's PAC spent $47,777 on copies of "Going Rogue" during the last 6 months of 2009. It would have spent more but Sarah dropped Levi Johnston’s family from her Christmas gift list.
Steven Tyler's lawyer has sent a letter to Aerosmith warning the rest of the band’s member not to replace Tyler while he is in rehab. This was in response to an ad the band members posted on Craigslist for a “heavily tattooed hog caller.”
Madonna is such a fan of coconut water that she’s invested nearly $1.5 million in Vita Coca, a company that makes the drink. Watch for the stock to go up when she goes on tour wearing a coconut bra.
A doctor in Ohio gave a three-legged reindeer a new lease on life by fitting it with a prosthetic limb. He’s still learning to use it so the reindeer temporarily changed his name from Blitzen to Shufflin.
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