NASA commander Alan Poindexter told a reporter that sexual intercourse is not permitted aboard the International Space Station. If it does happen, the commander is required to report it to NASA using the code phrase, “Houston, we have a probe-lem.”
The Pentagon unveiled a painting of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld that cost nearly $50,000. Most of that money was for a special coating to make it easy to wash off mustaches, goatees and horns.
Russia’s government says the U.S. arrest of 10 alleged Russian spies is an unjustified throwback to the Cold War. This was denied by Napoleon Solo, head of U.N.C.L.E.
The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla has unveiled its new spirit - Smoked Salmon Flavored Vodka. Sounds like just the thing to get your date in the mood to spawn.
General Stanley McChrystal has decided to retire from the Army. He wants to spend more time at home giving orders to his kids to look for Waldo.
Steve Carell is leaving his role as Michael Scott on “The Office” at the end of this season. When it was pointed out that he’s had a long tenure, he said, “That’s what SHE said.”
Officials at George Washington's Virginia estate says whiskey from Washington’s original recipe is being made available for the first time since 1814. It was a pretty potent spirit back then so, like the new country, drinkers needed a strong constitution.
Thousands of Czechs are protesting plans to place a six-foot-tall Michael Jackson statue in a park in Prague. They’re afraid the statue will attract two things that always make a mess in parks: pigeons and American tourists.
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