Save your nude photos for a possible moon shot

A construction worker in China suffered only a broken leg after falling into a working concrete mixer. He was pulled out just as the blade was about to hit his buttocks, which would have turned the concrete into asphalt.

A company is England has developed a pair of Wellington boots that will charge your cell phone by turning the heat from your feet into an electrical current. Big deal. I put a pork chop in my sneakers and in eight hours I have cured ham.

An Oregon company called That's My Face uses photos to create personalized action figures so customers can play with themselves. Most guys buy two dolls – an action figure of themselves and a Barbie making an O-face.

Wildlife experts in South Africa are worried that the large Cape vulture could be hunted to extinction by gamblers who believe smoking its brains gives them magic powers to predict World Cup results. Not to mention breath that makes bookies accept any bet just to make them go away.

A week after Al and Tipper Gore announced their separation, their oldest child, Karenna Gore, announced that she’s also getting a divorce. Her husband said it all started when that boring old fat guy in the hemp bathrobe moved in.

A team of Canadian and British scientists have developed clothing that senses the wearer’s mood and responds accordingly. Although the clothing can play music, show photographs or display text messages to the wearer’s mood, when men put it on all it does is makes the pants fall down.

An Oregon man ran 102 miles barefoot to set a world record for the longest distance run without wearing shoes. He didn’t say how fast he ran but witnesses report it was a blistering pace.

According to a new study, short people have a 50 percent higher risk of having a heart problem or dying from one than tall people. They blame it on the fact that short people can only reach the sugary cereals at the grocery store.

Sarah Plain told President Obama he should call her for advice on stopping the Gulf oil spill. Apparently she has a neighbor who she thinks is a perfect fit for the hole.

NASA is inviting the public to send in their portraits and the photos will be sent into space aboard one of the two remaining space shuttle flights. They ask that you save your nude photos for a possible moon shot.