He made her say "Cheese" instead of "Moose"

In Georgia, the Augusta Chronicle reports the formation of the All-American Basketball Alliance, a whites-only basketball league that will launch in twelve cities this summer. They were hoping to require all of the cheerleaders to be virgins but were afraid none of them would be left by playoff time.

In Georgia, the Augusta Chronicle reports the formation of the All-American Basketball Alliance, a whites-only basketball league that will launch in twelve cities this summer. If you want to know what white guys shooting balls looks like, watch bowling.

Disney announced that the fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie will be filmed in Hawaii this summer. Here’s a bad sign: Jack Sparrow now has a sidekick named Robin.

Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty to assaulting a theater manager who asked her to leave a family Christmas show starring Mickey Rooney because she had too much to drink. She claimed Mickey got her drunk and told her to come out to the barn and “put on a show, if you know what I mean.”

Less than a year after giving birth to eight kids, Octomom Nadya Suleman is on the cover of Star Magazine in a bikini and looking pretty fit. If eight kids fit in there, she’s got a bright future in the circus as a clown car.

The National Enquirer published photos it claims are of Tiger Woods at a sex rehab clinic in Mississippi. It’s hard to see his face but there’s no mistaking the four blonde nurses running away from him.

Insiders say the New York Jets’ rotund coach Rex Ryan puts away 7,000 calories a day. If he’s smart, he’ll stop eating two days before the Colts game and drown out Peyton Manning’s signal calling with his stomach growls.

In Touch magazine paid Sarah and Bristol Palin $100,000 for a cover photo with their babies, but sales were a flop. Palin blamed it on the photographer who made her say “Cheese” instead of “Moose.”

Sarah Palin announced she’ll campaign this spring for John McCain, Texas Governor Rick Perry and Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann. She’d like to do more, but her doctor warned her it might strain her winking eye.

British authorities visited the home of an 18-year-old mother who posted a picture on Facebook of her infant
son with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. She thought it was OK because the kid is the descendent of a Viceroy.

Recording artist Charlie Daniels is recovering from a mild stroke he suffered while snowmobiling. Doctors say Daniels was lucky because he had the stroke in Colorado while the devil was looking for him in Georgia.

The International Olympic Committee is recommending the establishment of special medical centers to deal with cases of athletes with ambiguous sexual characteristics. Luckily for the U.S. Winter Olympics team, this won’t happen before the men’s figure skating competition.