Wal-Mart has begun charging 15 cents for small shopping bags and 50 cents for large ones at three stores in California. Shoppers who don’t want to pay for bags should just buy a pack of gum on the way in and stick everything together on the way out.
A group of Italian street cleaners are suing local officials for forcing them to use their own money to wash their work clothes. Here’s a tip to help them get their clothes cleaned for free: listen to the lyrics to the Beatles’ “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?”
Former child star Gary Coleman says the recent seizure he suffered caused him to twitch, jerk and foam at the mouth. If he can do that once a week, he could win it all on “Dancing With The Stars.”
Loredana Jolie, one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, claims she saw Tiger have sex with men. Now we know what he really meant when he said he was going overseas to play in the Greek Open.
A man posing as a Secret Service agent conned his way past security at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. He got caught when the sun came through the window and he didn’t have any sunglasses.
The latest craze on Facebook is women posting single word messages describing the color of their bra. People not in on the joke responded with a flurry of rumors that Lewis Black, Betty White and Sam Nunn had died.
Ford is adding Twitter messages to its in-car entertainment and communication service known as Sync. Drivers using this are warned to keep a safe distance between them and the car in front of them of 140 characters.
On his radio show, Glenn Beck said that “African-American” is not a race but “a bogus, PC, made-up term.” Kind of like “rational conservative talk-show host.”
The rumors are flying that NBC will move Jay Leno back to 11:35pm. This comes from a recent poll of Tonight Show viewers who said that NBC stands for “Not Buying Conan.”
Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani said in an interview that, “We had no domestic attacks under Bush; we've had one under Obama.” Rudy then rolled over, turned to Susan Pleshette and said, “Honey, you won't believe the dream I just had.”
Portugal's parliament passed a bill that would make the predominantly Catholic nation the sixth in Europe to permit gay marriage. Opponents of the bill were unable to convince parliament that it will turn the nation’s official language from Portuguese to Portugander.
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