Glen Oaks Community College in Michigan cooked up 327 pounds of beef chuck to break the record for the world's largest meatball. The world’s second-largest meatball still hosts a daily radio show for dittoheads.
Newsweek’s Russia editor was caught naked on tape with what is said to be cocaine and hookers. His management tried to put a positive spin on it by saying at least he wasn’t caught naked in the bathroom reading TIME.
Jerry Springer is the new host of a dating game called “Baggage.” He must not be planning to invite people who’ve appeared on The Jerry Springer Show, because then it would have to be called “Brown Paper Baggage.”
Contestants on a British game show who were given were given the opportunity to spell out a profanity for points decided not to “in the name of decency.” I think the show is called “More Ways We’re Superior To Americans.”
An Illinois woman claims a live goose fell in love with her concrete goose statue and held her hostage in her house for several hours. The bird finally left after burning its beak trying to kiss the woman’s gooseneck lamp.
An amateur fossil hunter in Texas discovered the bones of 96 million year old bird, making it the oldest bird known to North America. Experts were able to estimate the bird’s age by carbon-dating the paper bucket the bone were found in.
Comedienne Rosie O'Donnell says her new daytime television talk show set to debut in 2011 will be like “The Oprah Winfrey Show.” Except that Rosie’s significant other will be named Sted-woman.
Romania announced plans to buy several secondhand F-16 fighter jets to upgrade its air force. These jets are so old, the ejection seats are triggered by untying a rope.
A 7th-grade school teacher in Southern California was arrested for allegedly teaching while drunk. The students got suspicious when she tried to teach them fractions using nothing but fifths.
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