Rush Limbaugh now denies he said he’d move to Costa Rica if Congress passes health care reform. In a related story, Costa Rica is denying reports everyone took the day off in honor of Limbaugh Liberation Day.
Australian scientists have discovered a genetically distinct colony of Tasmanian devils that save the species from being wiped out by a contagious cancer that is killing them off. They’re now trying to isolate the colony from other Tasmanian devils and a tall heavily-armed rabbit.
Researchers in Australia have discovered that our tongues can detect the taste of fat in addition to the other five tastes: sweet, sour, salty, bitter and protein-rich. This is good news for Kirstie Alley, whose doctor has been unable to explain why she’s been licking her lips raw.
Doris Haddock a woman who walked ascross America at the age of 89 to draw attention to campaign finance reform, has died at the age of 100. Liberals called her Granny D and John McCain called her “young lady.”
Dan Rather has apologized for the misunderstanding caused by a comment he made about selling watermelons along the side of the road. He was referring to what he saw while growing up in Texas and it was not a reference to racism or the only job he’s going to be able to get.
Neighbors have reported Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren outside kissing and hugging. They were kissing and hugging each other, not like earlier this year Elin was hugging divorce papers and Tiger was kissing his money goodbye.
South Africa’s government says it will need one billion condoms for the 2010 World Cup tournament. That would be the most condoms ever assembled in one location since Charlie Sheen’s last bachelor party.
Ford Motor has unveiled a tiny car called the Figo that will be sold only in India. It will come with emergency oars for monsoon season so the owner can turn it into a Figo-row.
The new show “Parenthood” features a couple whose son has Asperger's syndrome, which has caused millions of Google searches for the tem “assburger.” The show has also received thousands of recipes from vegetarians for dishes to relieve meat-induced constipation.
A man in Kansas told police he was beaten up when he tried to use Monopoly money to purchase drugs. He ould have gotten away with it but the drug dealer also wanted him to throw in his little Scotty dog.
A New York chef says he has customers lining up to try his homemade cheese made from his wife's breast milk. There’s no law against making breast-milk cheese, although putting it on a pizza with sausage requires an X rating.
A Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her baby on the floor of her laundry room, then picked up her other son from school on the way to the hospital. That’s where she found out that what she thought was a tumor is actually her husband.
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