Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The buck stops here

A man watching a cricket match in England was hit by a 3-inch meteor that bounced off the ground and struck him in the chest. Not wanting to leave his expensive seat, he treated the meteorite bruise himself by rubbing it with some Comet.

After he’s replaced by American Robert Dudley on Oct. 1., BP CEO Tony Hayward will be reassigned to a project in Russia. If he thought Americans overreacted when he spilled some oil, he’d better not spill any Russian vodka.

An Iowa teenager has been nicknamed "The Deer Magnet" after she hit five deer with her car in the past year. To warn deer, her car now has a front bumper sticker that reads : “The buck stops here.”

NBC has finally confirmed that Steve Carell will leave “The Office” after this " star has consistently told NBC he's leaving after this coming season and that the show will go on without him. “The Office” without Michael Scott should be called “The office I hate going to every day.”

The Japanese government reports that Japanese women have a life expectancy of almost 86 1/2 years, topping the world longevity ratings for the 25th straight year. They’d live even longer but they eventually have poor eyesight and become prone to chopstick accidents.

A new reality show on MTV called “If You Really Knew Me” will attempt to help teens look past high school stereotypes. The biggest budget item on the show is for underwear ruined by wedgies.

Police in Missouri arrested a home invader after the homeowner fought him off with a railroad spike. The homeowner wants the intruder to be sentenced to community service where he’ll have to work on the railroad all the livelong day.

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