Slumdog torturer

Freddie Prinze Jr. and Anil Kapoor have joined the cast of “24.” Prinze reportedly will play a Marine who wants to follow in the footsteps of Jack Bauer and Kapoor will play a man who works his way up from the bottom to become a slumdog torturer.

Some rare photos of President Obama as a student at Occidental College are about to be made public by the female student who took them. You can tell he’s destined to become president because the young Obama appears to be reading the words “Say cheese” from a teleprompter.

In an upcoming interview in GQ, Levi Johnston, ex-boyfriend of Bristol Palin and father of her child, claims that her dad Todd offered to buy his daughter a car if she would break up him. What’s even more surprising, her mom offered her two cars during the campaign if she’d say the baby was John Edwards’.

Time Warner is dumping AOL after spending nearly 10 years trying to build a new media empire. The new CEO will try to return the company to its glory days as America Online before Time Warner turned AOL into LOL.

In a video he posted on YouTube, Chris Brown tells his fans he's “not a monster” while he appears to be standing inside a bowling alley. He’d be more believable if the bowling pins weren’t decorated with little pictures of Rihanna.

The late comedian Bob Hope is being honored with a postage stamp commemorating his travels to entertain American troops around the world. Unlike Bob’s television specials, the stamps are expected to be cancelled.

The British are upset with the French failing to invite Queen Elizabeth II to Normandy for next week's 65th anniversary of the Allied landings on D-Day. The queen is the only living world leader to have served in World War II, although Dick Cheney claims he gave atomic wedgies to German kids in his kindergarten class.

Sara Jane Moore, the woman who fired a gun at President Gerald Ford in 1975 and spent the next 32 years in prison, says she believed the country would change only through a violent revolution. Now she realizes she would have been more successful had she put on a wig and done Ford-falling-down impressions on Saturday Night Live.

A 66-year-old woman became England’s Britain's oldest mom after giving birth to a baby boy in Cambridge. Although she can’t sing, this immediately moves her into the lead on “Britain’s Got Talent.”

The belongings of the late mime Marcel Marceau sold for around $700,000 at auction in Paris. They could have gotten more, but Marceau’s will dictated that it be a silent auction.

The Illinois house that belonged to Ferris Bueller’s friend Cameron's family in the 1986 movie “Ferris Bueller's Day Off” is for sale for $2.3 million. During a special open house, Ferrari owners can pay a dollar to come in and spit on it.

Karl Rove claims that Sonia Sotomayor would not be the first Hispanic to serve on the Supreme Court because Justice Benjamin Cardozo, appointed by Herbert Hoover, was part Portuguese. Even former President George W. Bush knows that they’re not the same, especially after once asking Alberto Gonzalez to make him a Portuguese omelet.